By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
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ritzbits 0

how did this phenomenon occur?

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Rdvlvt 0

Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month

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Comments

ShroomsOnAcid 16

It's more likely the lips that got caught somehow. I think op would have died from the pain if she got her clit caught in a zipper.

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Epsilonyx 15

This reminds me of "Freaky Girl" by Nicki Minaj, in which she describes her enlarged vaginal lips.

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proxxX069069 7

!!! Lol I thought of the same thing :p

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Freeze_fml 16

Wear underwear next time. If you already were, well shit. The universe just has it out on you.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

I'm guessing she was wearing underwear, but her panties were too small to contain whatever she's got going on down there.

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hilary56 0

So basically they don't fit. To avoid this problem buy new jeans.

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breezyblue33 19

She just said she was trying on a pair, which means she was shopping for new jeans. Duh.

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hilary56 0

Calm the hell down. I realized that after I posted it.

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Rdvlvt 0

Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month

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IAmAFreakingSeah 0

You have no idea how hard I laughed at this. Seriously.

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BonerTooLong 1

So are you saying your cat has cow tongue??

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amberskyz 4

Oh snap. You must have ziged when you should have zaged.

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Kraft92 8

I'm in a state of confusion that I'm too scared to try and figure out the outcome to.

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