Birthday Bitch
By Anon - 21/02/2017 16:00 - Canada - Calgary
By Anon - 21/02/2017 16:00 - Canada - Calgary
By Anonymous - 25/02/2017 21:45 - Canada
By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 00:00
By katluvnc - 03/12/2015 14:02 - United States - Wilmington
By finalyearsofhate - 13/03/2017 22:00
By fml boy - 25/03/2019 02:00
By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 07:35 - Canada - Brampton
By Single and wigless - 14/04/2019 04:00
By goldengirl - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 05:02 - Canada - Barrie
By MartianTom - 14/04/2017 07:00 - United States - Evanston
By kinkyapparently - 22/10/2015 14:47 - United States - San Juan Capistrano
By Boar - 24/06/2012 20:51 - United States - Albuquerque
By violetbcracecar - 14/12/2016 03:48 - United States - Suisun City
By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 06:45 - Canada - Oakville
By Electric Eddy - 22/05/2017 00:00
By dukemisery - 28/11/2016 12:23 - Hong Kong - Central District
By Kay - 20/10/2016 10:37
By stupidrobot - 03/09/2015 20:14 - United States - Seattle
By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom
By AM - 31/08/2015 21:46
By Well okay then - 09/10/2016 17:12 - United States - Palmdale
By anbrown6 - 12/04/2009 17:55 - United States
By thereisnobaby - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cadillac
By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur
By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 14:03 - United States
By Anonymous - 03/09/2017 20:00
By Sadmom - 14/09/2016 02:15 - United States - Cherry Hill
By colibricorolla - 04/09/2016 06:16 - United States - Raleigh
OP again, what happened with the injury was the youngest and the second youngest decided they were going to race across our living room, and the former ran headfirst into the edge of the coffee table. Hard. Those two had walked into the kitchen while the rest of them were watching a movie at the time and I don’t think she noticed what they were doing until it was too late. He got a cut that was about an inch or so wide and looked pretty deep on his forehead. We were able to bandage it up, she got the bleeding to stop and confirmed he did not get a concussion from it but everything I frantically searched online said he was going to need stitches and all of the local urgent care centers had literally just closed 5 minutes before this happened. She took him the next morning when they left and they said he was OK, thank goodness, but a very brief lapse in supervision wasn't something to call CPS over.
By Dizzie Rascal - 31/08/2016 11:01 - United Kingdom
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Computer is now password protected. It wasn't before cause I let him use my computer for school work, but obviously, he was using it for other purposes!