Cigarettes, Cops and Transportation: Chips

Chips

By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 005

You deserved it 78 212

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By Dani_Rich - 16/02/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cig-bud out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 985

You deserved it 173 297

By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 18:00

Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 401

You deserved it 550

By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 599

You deserved it 91 171

By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 545

You deserved it 100 541

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 316

You deserved it 39 799

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 980

You deserved it 13 768

By Seriously? - 15/05/2013 21:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 396

You deserved it 3 528

By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 987

You deserved it 46 114

By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 179

You deserved it 3 541

This is lit

By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 909

You deserved it 60 288

pinksplash 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:09

You smoke. FYL

katelyns 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:08

Hahaha, dumbass!

Comments

purpleiscool 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:12

Props to #122 for bringing up the hole in throats. I didn't think of that. Ew remember that commercial that was on TV as a PSA with the lady who had a hole in her throat, and she still smoked?Eww.:(

mehwhateverr 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:49

You're a jerk for thinking you're above the law and can flick cigarette butts out the window. Even more so, you're such a jerk you think you can risk other people's lives for your convenience. Many fires are started by cigarette butts that are flicked out of ******* windows. YDI.

likeduhhx4 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:12

you deserve it, dont smoke.

Avenging_Angel 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:24

YDI for smoking. Seriously.

Ktulu 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:25

nice. me and jobb are really drunk and stoned right now, we're going to eat some pizza's right now

Avenging_Angel 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:26

YDI for smoking. And thanks so much for trashing the planet. The world is NOT your ashtray... you dumb ass smokers need to realize that!! >_>

MarkO_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:48

I could care less if you smoke. What I do care about is you using the world as your ashtray. If your butt bounces off of my car, you will get chased down and beat. Hope it's worth it.