My house, my rules

By Bondi414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down." My whole house now smells like piss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 889
You deserved it 2 847

Same thing different taste

Top comments

In this land of sun and fun, we do not flush for number one.

That awkward moment now that everytime you flush everyone knows you were pooing ......

Comments

Or maybe, you should just continue flushing the toilet whenever you are done your business and whenever you see that he has left his piss to mellow. Tell him that the Smurfs did it if he asks.

kings1fan 6

How do you message someone on this app??

You can't it's the one great flaw with this app.

linzcrain 0
DaKillaMafia 2

So if you're hydrated, you'll be able to flush the toilet right?

You should just put a laxative in everyone's meal, three meals a day. Everyone will be pooping nonstop, but at least your toilets will be flushed and urine-free.

astralvagan 20

Now you understand where the song "Mellow Yellow" comes from.....

Rocky007 15

That's not from any movie kids, that's an old old saying. I even remember the governor of the state of New Jersey using it on TV during a drought in the 1970s.

Oh wow i still flush the toilet every time I use the bathroom it doesn't matter if it's pee or number 2 because If you leave per on the toilet by the time you come back it's sticks so i aint takin that chance so keep flushing and when he ask tell him you was doing number 2 and he says it don't stink like it say oh what so now every time I do number 2 it has to stink noo. Lol

This is what happens when you watch too much of the meet the fockers movies lol just go in an flush or open all the windows.