My house, my rules

By Bondi414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down." My whole house now smells like piss. FML
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bacincheeseburge 9

In this land of sun and fun, we do not flush for number one.

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islander03 5

That awkward moment now that everytime you flush everyone knows you were pooing ......

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CharliesCool2084 8

Forget your dads rule, just go and flush the toilet! Or say you're taking a dump so you can flush it.

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Gothicbunnyx3 16

What if its red?

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mee181 1

If it's red, she should flush it. Unless her dad says otherwise, and if he does, then he's just a weirdo.

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CharliesCool2084 8

I'm guessing you're all men? Period jokes are so pathetic.

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mee181 1

I'm a girl thank you. And I didn't make a joke about anyone's period...actually, no one did, that person just asked a question and received my opinion as an answer.

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heyred 11

Tell your father to put a brick in the top tank to save water instead - compromise, but you're still saving water.

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Carmelo77 2

Lmfao that's to much!

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asktherunes 4

That's saying has been around forever. Rumor has it that it started in CA Find it hard to believe that the whole house smells like piss. How many people live there? Are they all boys cause they piss everywhere

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cheerchickeey 0

That sounds like something my stepdad would do. Oh wait... He already did.

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