Surprise!

By Wow - 04/09/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 419
You deserved it 3 346

Same thing different taste

Top comments

hazelwolfeyes 0

What the hell?! what a ******* coward... :( you deserve better than that piece of shit...

Tell them she's dealing Special K out of her dorm.

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lol @ 23. She is such a coward. She should have called you on the phone and told you. I bet she just wanted to make you drive all that way only to make you look bad.

Sounds like a creative way to get broken up with

I'm sorry that happened to you. Anyone who could pull that sort of stunt, though? You're better without them in your life.

BikerMike 0

find a way to file telephone harrassment charges on that ******* ****. she called you and then reported you, there has got to be some way to get back at her

deliapearl 0

2 sides to every story and I wonder what hers is

ya, I think I can hear it.. "This creepy guy is so damned sure he loves me. He's a damned stalker. I keep telling him to go away. He says he's coming over tonight, so I'm calling the police. They'll stop him before he gets anywhere near me. " It could go other ways though. Another girl that's jealous? Another guy that's jealous? Just someone else who's an asshole. Anyone can make the call. Maybe she never did it, and she spent the rest of the night wondering why he didn't show up.

QuentinM95 0

her side of the story is probably "my duranged ex tried to get through my campus to ransack my dorm" someone this dumb would say that

i_is_a_tr00l 0

I can taste your failure. But I won't give up on you.

My advice: don't call her or anything. go on with your life. if she ever calls, just act normal and already moved on. don't give a shit about her. every second you invest in her from here on is a waste of time.

ItsAllGoodPeeps 0

YDI for being unwanted. You should've been a better boyufriend, instead of "that stalker"

That's just chicken shit of her. No offense to any chickens who might be reading this.