Animals: Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection....

By goldfish - 06/03/2012 02:47 - Canada

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

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By Username - 18/02/2011 05:19

Today, I came home to a lease violation and a $220 fine after a routine pest control visit. The violation: my single beta fish in a small bowl. FML

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By Monkeyless - 02/05/2012 03:59 - United States - Providence

Today, it was confirmed that the "no pet rule" in my apartment complex is so strict that I'm not even allowed to have sea monkeys. FML

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By cande - 01/12/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I was able to land a nice apartment solely based on the fact that my puppy is potty trained. During the required pet interview, my dog 'got sick' and defecated all over the apartment office. I now have to clean the mess knowing that I will not be allowed to live there. FML

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By brokeass - 13/06/2012 12:29 - United States

Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML

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By homeless - 14/12/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 23:39 - United States - Erie

Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

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By danjoylovefun - 25/10/2010 00:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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By fish killer - 25/03/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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Trembelwick 5

Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:50

Magikarp uses splash! It was super effective

zingline89 18

Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:53

Well, Nemo and his friends did make quite a mess of the dentist office when he tried to escape. Could happen.

Comments

disappear_again 14

Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:58

GOOOOOLDFISH are epic

starman02 12

Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:59

Damn those goldfish and the damage they cause!

P374RD3D 9

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:00

It is in a glass bowl

mrtjawesome 14

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:02

lol that is a sad excuse for eviction

SPAIDZ 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:02

Unauthorized is unauthorized. Your fault.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:08

Joking aside, what kind of damage will a God damn goldfish do to be worthy of getting evicted?

starman02 12

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:08

I completely disagree.. A fish should not ( and most places they do not ) even qualify as a "pet".

Cyanhell 7

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:50

Lots of apartments don't allow fishtanks in fear of water damage. Some allow you to have them with an additional deposit or having rental insurance.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Tuesday 6 March 2012 17:06

Ever had a 50 gallon fish tank break? Also any tank over 10 gallons should have floor reinforcements under it or it can damage the floor and support beams. Fish also raise humidity which can lead to mold issues. Even if goldfish is small right now, land lord is thinking ahead. Goldfish get huge.

jordan19646774 2

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:09

The inspector is probably just jealous you have a goldfish..

ICATiger 13

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:11

Goldfish can be dangerous have you not seen that episode in South Park when Stan gets a crazy fish???

Tweekz14 5

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:26

Well it could splash water on your walls if it decides to get wild

MischievousLoki 6

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:28

Wait...an after inspection? Were you in the Suite when that happened? Because what I know about Canadian Law that I have taken in school. The landlord or even the Tenant are not allowed to enter your Suite or even Apartment without your consent. They can't nonchalantly walk to your place and inspect the whole area. That is illegal.