By Anonymous - 26/02/2011 20:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
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TurkeyBaconLovin 0

didnt notice the smell?!

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CheeksxBaby 0

Shes Only 12?! Whaaa! Thats Sick Aha

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bobsanction 18

What, you didn't ********** at 12?

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Mindflux 1

wifey claimed she was baitin' by 9 years old.

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BunnehDino 0

I swear down ,I didn't even know girl's could ********** untill I was 16 LOL

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varkey 7

@16 i didn't... i didn't know what it was till i was 15 and was shocked and confused as to why anyone would do that now i know, i guess, i still would never do it though and that is just sick... like really? she masturbates with something u put to your ear, your sister is a freaking perv (and 12!)... i really hope she did that with clothes on, or i'd probably pull a van gogh...

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TheWicked 4

What is up with all the retards that think 12 year olds are like on the level of 3 year olds or something? I mean, I know most of you are your entire life, but there are those of us that already read Nietzsche, could code in C++, injected amphetamine and had a steady sexlife at 12(like me).

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MrRawwr84 0

what really pisses me off is fucktards who think masturbating is wrong! whats the harm in pleasuring and exploring ur own body?!? plus its not like ur giving urself an STD or something!

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

An ****** a day keeps the doctor away!

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cguinn17 9

wow, i started masturbating/experimenting with various vibrating things when i was 9, now i feel odd XD

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dubstepp 15

Wow what middle school did you go to? I very well knew that at my age kids around me were already getting sexual with each other. Masturbation is very very normal there is nothing wrong with it. Because unless you were having sex to get a fix then you wouldn't be masturbating. But I can very well bet you kids touch themselves at a very young age even in elementary. So maybe go back to sex Ed and you wouldn't be so 'shocked' as to why ppl **********. It's as normal as sex itself.

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dubstepp 15

Seriously it is soooo normal to do there's nothing wrong with it. Most parents catch their kid in the act anyways!

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cookie_cutter_12 0

She probably doesn't even realize what she's doing, but still, ew.

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cguinn17 9

how do you _not_ realize what you're doing when you secretly steal and then ********** with your sibling's phone?

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facilitator 0

it's a reward system. she does something, it feels good. she doesn't know what it fully is or society's view on it

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T552 12

I lol'd. Well, now you know what to buy for her 13th birthday.

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rainbowpikachus 0

does it feel weird knowing that you had it on your face OP?

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tnlander 20

how would you miss the fact that your phone smells like tuna for that long?

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rmbaker1993 0

if your ****** smells like tuna, ya might wanna get that checked... that's gross!

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RedPillSucks 31

Better to have it smell like pizza so you can get lots of friends.

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TheNeidermayer 0

I think this would be one of those, hmm, I dunno... Pussy references?

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jess6blondie9 2

No, really? I had NO idea it was a "pussy reference."

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meeba 2

put something on the phone, like little spikey wood shavings

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indigo1 0

bzzzzzzzzz.. surely you can pepper sauce it for intensity!

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