Animals: Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home... - FML

By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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kingston52 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:13

you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy

lufctrivium 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:12

**** the Cats Life really though.

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AnaMaree 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:55

I'm gonna stuff my cat and let my dog use it as a chew toy.

djmurph316 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:55

k, i get that ur sad about ur cat, but thats freakin wierd.....

nephewsam 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:56

YDI for stuffing your damn cat!

EMR_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:57

OP, when you finally die would you want your want your family to stuff your remains and set you on their couch? I'm guessing probably not. So why would you think your cat would want the same thing? Stuffing your cat is wrong in so many ways. Whenever a pet of mine has died the vet has asked "do you want me to cremate him or were you going to bury him?". They never even asked if I wanted him stuffed.

plethora 3

Monday 27 July 2009 8:37

Ahaha, my brother and I like to give my mum shit by telling her that when she dies we're going to have her stuffed and use her as a hat stand. She laughs right along with us :D Am I the only one on this thread who doesn't think taxidermy is wrong? Sure, it's a little creepy and I would never do it, but hey OP, whatever floats your boat. BUT I still clicked YDI because you left the poor thing where your dog could get at it.

kusu91 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:02

Wow really does suck to be your cat. But then again, why would you stuff it? Disturbing the dead much.

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:04

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

mehwhateverr 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:09

Uh, why would you stuff your cat? That's just... frightening.

Abug144 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:10

**** thts terrible dnt put tht on here?!

skiaballa 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:14

ydi for stuffing ur cat, that's ****** up

erijgio82489 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:15

that's a little weird to stuff your cat, but why on earth would you put it where your dog could get at it. they don't know any better. ydi.

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