By ohgodwhy - 20/04/2012 20:24 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

I think cyanide may be a good ingredient to add next time you make one for her... But jokes aside, don't bother making her anything, she'll never like anything you cook.

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ClosetTroll 10

If she stuffed herself then you know she liked it. It might take her a while to admit the same.

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DocBastard 38

Bitch: Ugh, this tastes nothing like the canned stuff! OP: Thank you. This is the only response necessary, and it's guaranteed to shut her freaking pie hole.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Which one? There is about 4 holes to shut.

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KILLERTOAST13 4

*7 to be exact

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trollfaced 2

There's actually 7 holes for men and 10 holes for women, if you ever paid attention during sex ed. There's actually 3 holes in the vaginal region. look it up

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I was mostly focused on the mouth hole, ******, uretha, and the anus.

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leogirl95 12

12- Ahaha, pun intended?!

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cheaptrix 6

Nope, I'm betting the pun was a coincidence...*sarcasm*

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purplemnm 9

Idk why you're counting orifices...that's one of the weirdest things I've seen on FML.

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ClosetTroll 10

72 - 3 holes in the vaginal region? Forgive me, I must have missed the finer details in sex ed classes.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Just like doby, who abbreviated "people" out of laziness, and made no effort to use any punctuation. Practise what you preach, bro.

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SultanRS 12

It appears your mother-in-law suffers from Chronic Bitch Disorder (CBD). One in every 12 women have it.

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Ozymandias_ 2

Well at least.... mmm, no this sucks, sorry to hear that dude.

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KILLERTOAST13 4

that's it? Nothing funny or creative to say? Man what a let down

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bobchickenfart 5

15) im pretty sure you spelled 'practice' wrong

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THE_A_TEEN 27

To all the (possibly American) non-original English speakers: "Practise" is the Brit and international way to spell "Practice".

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perdix 29

You should have known what a gourmand your mother-in-law-to-be is. You could have gotten two McDonald's apple pies for a dollar in 3 minutes, and your MIL-to-be would have given you free reign over her collection of cheap costume jewelry, orthopedic wedgies and flower-print muumuus.

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purplemnm 9

Oh, perdix, how I've missed you and your witty remarks. You've made my day, sir.

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whattheforkdude 0

It was better than canned pie filling. She's just being bitchy cause she doesn't want to admit it.

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KILLERTOAST13 4

or she's a bitch by nature

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Shrike 23

It's not even that anyway. I was taught that in AE, practise and practice are interchangeable. It's only in BE that you can only use practise as a verb. 20- Stop being an ignorant cow. You're half the reason American kids have a bad reputation.

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