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By fuckadaisical - 06/12/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML
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Nyx_fml 23

It's sweet that he cares about keeping you well-fed.

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JMichael 25

Well technically he did make you lunch.

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KillSwitch96 18

I really doubt she ATE it, so no, he didn't make her lunch. That would also be called cannibalism and that is frowned upon in most societies.

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vewwe 20

I hope that it at least was some kind of a hot spicy chorizo

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BigPeter 8

Not sure hot and spicy would be the way to go on genitals...

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Omfgitsmia 15

I've been laughing at this for a good 4 minutes.

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harmtouch16 11

I mean did he put it between bread? Cause that would have been funny as hell. My husband once (jokingly) barked, "Woman, get in here and make me a sandwich. I jumped up, grabbed 2 pieces of bread and simultaneously slapped 1 piece on his front and 1 on his back and said, "Poof you're a sandwich." He cracked up.

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awilliams44 9

Omg so hot.... I wouldn't be able to refuse

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iknowiwantyou 13

speaking of hot, I hope OP asked for some Frank's Red Hot Sauce to put on her sandwich!

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xnyletak 17

I can't tell if you're horny or hungry.

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boating_guy 33

Sounds like she's thirsty, someone get her a straw

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jazzy_123 20

68, I didn't know a straw helped when you're thirsty.. I would imagine it'd be something else, say maybe some water..?

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80skid 15

A for effort, I guess.

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JD1147 27

E is for effort, can't you people learn to spell?

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