By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
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metallica_wins 20

You don't need that negativity in your life. Good riddance.

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kittykat033 10

If she gets jealous of your own hands, you're better off without her

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sweetprettykitty 10

Your girlfriend's an idiot. Good riddance!

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kittylevin 8

Interesting political username you have, sir.

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Ksweety_fml 27

She must've drink something stupid when she was a baby...

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Dinonick 15

interesting user name Bringing politics into something completely unrelated..... You must be fun at parties

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joshi42 16

What do you expect from a person, who's jerking off instead of making love to his girlfriend?

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xcookie_loverx 3

Wow, your ex is an idiot. My boyfriend jerks off and it doesn't bother me at all.

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cksmith51 14

If she's jealous of your right hand then she has a major problem

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Karenezzy 20

I would've given you a hand instead(;

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mosquito19 14

i don't think that will help. he's got hands too.

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macystar 14

Would you rather use your own hand, or someone else's? Exactly.

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inner_peace 19

A good girlfriend would have offered to help you... Some see it differently, I suppose

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rockhead1270 5

One in the hand beats two in the bush...

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