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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 13:09 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2024 14:00 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

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Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

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Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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metallica_wins 20

Monday 10 March 2014 1:44

You don't need that negativity in your life. Good riddance.

kittykat033 10

Monday 10 March 2014 1:45

If she gets jealous of your own hands, you're better off without her

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leaves_me_a_mess 8

Monday 10 March 2014 3:03

She sounds like a psycho. You're better off without her.

doglover100 28

Monday 10 March 2014 3:06

You are better off without her.

underthesea12 24

Monday 10 March 2014 3:12

Poor fella... nothing from her and nothing from you

mosquito19 14

Monday 10 March 2014 3:12

did you write her name on your hand?

PurelyCanadian 18

Monday 10 March 2014 3:26

I almost feel like she was just looking for a reason to break up with you. That is absolutely crazy. Girl has serious self-esteem issues.

jmcr 27

Monday 10 March 2014 3:28

Thats crazy if i walked in on my bf masturbating id get turned on and finish the job for him but breaking up over something like that is weird were you looking at a pic of another girl or watching **** or moaning a different girls name?

skittyskatbrat 19

Monday 10 March 2014 3:29

Well, she's either an enormous moron or psychotically jealous. Be glad she flew her Crazy Flag for you before you wasted any more time on her. Feel free to send her a vibrator for her birthday. Just make sure you very carefully clip a wire inside so it doesn't work. Then point out that you didn't want her to ever cheat on her dates. :D

syed121417 22

Monday 10 March 2014 21:40

You are a genius

DeeDeeJay 15

Monday 10 March 2014 3:45

How is it cheating if she broke up with you?

jonmaster69 7

Monday 10 March 2014 4:08

Don jon stiuation?

WizzleMan17 11

Monday 10 March 2014 4:10

Blow it off and blow your load

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