By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
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metallica_wins 20

You don't need that negativity in your life. Good riddance.

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kittykat033 10

If she gets jealous of your own hands, you're better off without her

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worldclassrager 39

I would probably assume her hand assists her pleasure as well...she may come back around...

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olpally 32

She's very insecure and stupid. Unreal. Consider me a cheating bastard a million times then with my right hand. Lol. Be glad she's gone op.

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DarkSaul 20

Maybe you give more action to your hand than her.

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dawnimus 21

I don't get why this is being thumbed down - she may well have reacted badly because her partner has been disinterested in sex with her lately, "I'm too tired/not in the mood" etc., yet still has energy for this, so she feels unwanted and rejected. Just a possibility, but it would explain the harsh reaction.

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sweetbabysweet93 10

Sounds like a crazy bitch

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conman531 23

What up with the username?

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nicolexoxo1820 7

Why would you be jerking off when your girlfriend is there u could've been like making out lol

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glabberfasted 16

Because that's as satisfying as an ******...

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xcookie_loverx 3

Sometimes men want to self satisfy. Don't you dare lie to us and say you never masturbated while you were in a relationship.

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leaves_me_a_mess 8

Sometimes he may want to ****** without having sex and trying to get someone else off too. Sex is fun but its also a workout. Sometimes people want to get off by themselves.

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macystar 14

Just because you're in a relationship, doesn't mean you don't pleasure yourself because "you have someone else to do it." That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. sometimes a vibrator can do things no man can. haha.

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snivellus 6

it said she walked in on him, so my guess is that when he started she wasn't around.

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vlalam 24

Don't tell me she never masturbates... May be she is afraid to reveal the real reason for break up

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sweetiepie1993 4

Well she sounds a little off for getting mad at that so I think your better off lol

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