By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:49

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Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
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UH60 26

Are you by chance the same guy that 'accidentally' slipped into the wrong hole yesterday?

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Steve95401 49

Make sure to sleep on your back or on your side facing her. Also, be careful about bending over in the shower to pick up your soap off the floor.

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lexitomlinson_91 8

Somnophilia is a form of non-con. Plus you told her no. You could get her in legal trouble for that.

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Ianamis 6

Umm yeah that would be rape. So if I were you I'd tell her if you do that you will charge her with rape.

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tkeeton46 17

She is going to commit sexual assault if she does anything to you without consent.

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Dexter83_fml 17

Sleep with one eye open dude...not your arse btw

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LilMissCanadian 22

I'm now second guessing myself on whether or not the crazy girlfriend stereotype is true.

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