By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:49

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 952
You deserved it 3 572

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Are you by chance the same guy that 'accidentally' slipped into the wrong hole yesterday?

Steve95401 49

Make sure to sleep on your back or on your side facing her. Also, be careful about bending over in the shower to pick up your soap off the floor.

Comments

Just wait for her to fall asleep and mount her from Behind

If you were a woman and this was a man doing this to you no one would be joking about it. Rape is rape. If she seriously is going to ram a ***** up your ass against your will i would dump her and press charges.

"If you were a woman and this was a man doing this to you no one would be joking about it. " I'm very slowly beginning to realize that this the type of argument made by people who actively want to put down one gender or the other but without seeming like it. I say that because it's such complete and utter bullshit. There was an FML about a guy "accidentally" shoving his dick up a girl's ass and her being upset by it, it's full of jokes despite clearly falling into the category of rape. There are usually a million jokes about "Should of just shoved if up her ass".. "Just put a a dick in her mouth" and the like on pretty much any sex related FML where a guy complains about a girl doing something. The same is true in reverse. Uncomfortable situations create jokes because that's what people do. There are just as many people saying that this is peer pressure bordering on sexual assault and that if she does try to shove that ***** up his ass it's rape and he should dump her on this FML as there are on every FML where the genders are reversed. You personally are just focusing on the jokes because in this context they are more offensive to you than usual.

well did you ask for anal first or do anal? if so, you deserve it. if you don't want to do it, why make her do it? if it was just out of the blue, then yeah your life sucks. this really needs a follow-up.

leogachi 15

@128 I wasn't going to comment because of how late I had seen this FML, but you can't assume that Op forces his gf to have anal. If she didn't want anal, she should say no instead of threatening to rape her bf.

"well did you ask for anal first or do anal? if so, you deserve it." Where are you getting this from? And how exactly does he deserve it even if he talked to her about anal first? People have different preferences. The best way to know for sure what your partner likes or communicate what you like is talk. How about just saying no instead of going "Yeah I will do this to you, because you dared to bring it up. You don't want to? Don't care, you gotta sleep sooner or later." Was the sexual education class in your school done with snuff films?

OP, please go to a friend's place for a few days or sonething. And you should break up with her if she is openly disregarding you saying "no".

Lol.. My girlfriend did a similar thing, but added that if I can do it to her then she can do it to me.

I must add.. From the point on that she said that, anal has been off the cards...

That's rape. If you can't trust someone not to rape you, end the relationship and get far away from them.

sleep with one eye open my friend.. I have been thru something similar and believe me it's not going away anytime soon.