By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:49

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 952
You deserved it 3 572

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Are you by chance the same guy that 'accidentally' slipped into the wrong hole yesterday?

Steve95401 49

Make sure to sleep on your back or on your side facing her. Also, be careful about bending over in the shower to pick up your soap off the floor.

Comments

Badkarma4u 17

Dude let her go. There are men that woild give their right arm to be with a wonan that has that desire. If you two are not a sexual match you can try to force it, but eventually it will fail. If this is that big of a deal to her then perhaps she is not as sexually satisfied in the relationship as you think. Why should she not have what she wants, Why should you have to be preasured into things you dont want. If this is that important to her, she will eventually find a guy who is into it. and either leave ir cheat. The number of men with the desire to get pegged is way too high for you two to suffer.

i8cake 12

Is your girlfriend by chance the one going to a kid's toy store asking if they sell ******? (Note FML previous to this)

clue_me_in 20

There is no indication that she is "trying to get him back" for something. If he said no, it means NO. FMLs have had similar topics before without them being from the same person/people. His gf is so wrong if she is actually wanting to do this when he already said no.

And yet in the post a few days back when the guy had anal sex with his girlfriend against her will, most commenters were siding with the guy.

the one eye u sleep with open shouldnt be your brown eye...

BigDan200985 12

Say good bye to your black cherry

Buy some lube. Prepare yourself. Literally.