By Anonymous - 01/12/2014 17:55 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 736
You deserved it 15 210

Same thing different taste

Top comments

austincain117 16

I guess having a ***** is a dildont ha get it? no... okay...

I, personally, would not touch someone else's *****

Comments

at least you didnt catch her using it

Maybe she was just trying to get a mess with you

Officers we have a person being assaulted. Assailant is armed with a large rubber ****. Please be advised it is ribbed for her pleasure, approach with caution.

Super embarrassing i hope she didn't scar you for life

You did not specify OP--are you a male or a female?

The sex toys you own are none of your mom's business and she's not supposed to mention that you have them or use them to beat you. She shouldn't be be beating. I feel bad for you.

It's his/her mom's house. It IS her business. If OP still gets "beaten" by his/her mom chances are he/she shouldn't be owning such items. I am 100% on the mom's side. I should know, I'm a parent.

No, a teenager cannot have urges and desires. That's why statutory rape laws are made for. Minors engaging in sexual activities is illegal and punishable by law. For crying out loud, if you're a teenager the last thing on your mind should be sex. That's why so many teenage pregnancies and people getting STD's young happens. They wanna act all mature and grown when they don't know squat about life yet. Shit, when I was a teenager I focused more on passing entrance exams to get into college, not pleasuring myself with silly toys.

160, just because you don't feel like believing teenagers have sexual desires, and you claim not to have had any, doesn't change the fact that they do. It has nothing to do with being an adult, but is a normal part of human anatomy. On another note, ************ is not illegal for minors, and no 13 year olds are going to jail for it any time soon.

"Teenagers cannot have urges and desires"... urm, what? Of course they can. It's biology. As a 19 year old, I can tell you that teenagers definitely do have sexual desires and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. I've been having regular sex since I was 17 and I seem to be turning out perfectly fine. Plus not every single person who has sex and uses "silly toys" in their teens gets pregnant and STDs. Also not all "teenagers" are underaged. In lots of places, 16 is the legal age for having sex. Also, something that loads of people seem to not understand: Having sex/masturbating and doing well in school are NOT mutually exclusive!

Yarrachel 16

When you say that doing well in school was so hard for you that even taking a ten minute break to go ********** would hurt your chances of doing well, it makes you sound kind of dumb. Most people can manage both. Perhaps you were just a poor student?

bunny409 14

I don't see the problem. At least you're not having sex and risk getting pregnant.