By Anonymous - 01/12/2014 17:55 - United States

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Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
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austincain117 16

I guess having a ***** is a dildont ha get it? no... okay...

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emissy 14

I, personally, would not touch someone else's *****

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qchris87 17

Better than finding a guy under your bed.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Yeah, then she'd beat OP with the guy.

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agsilver 14

Maybe she'd beat the guy with her *****!

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wilber245 16

Well at least your not beating other people.

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6pointstuntin 12

shutup grammar in writing iz needless to say the least like honestly if u kant read thiz comment like itz spelled properly then u hav a lexicon problem hit elemtry an learn how to sound it out again hahahA

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Oyas12 14

Eww. I mean so sorry OP!

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styleherder 4

She is probably mad because she not is not ready to accept the fact that her kid is no longer a child and is opening up to sexual activities.

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WolfGirlRin 12

So she beats her with a *****? Seems like a bit of an over reaction.

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kaylaaa01 11

I think this really depends on how old you are. Either way I think YDI because you left it in her sight. Also if you're still living with your mom and you have a ***** either you're young or you need to move out.

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tdawg91 17

Regardless of OPs age, don't you think it would be better for mum to clean up and find a ***** rather than finding a positive pregnancy test or a letter from a doctor with positive STD results? They don't stay toddlers forever and eventually, they get sexual urges. Masturbation is great..... No one is allowed to deny that

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thinblue32 15

It usually beats you anyways right? Lol

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sunnyray812 42

That's really ****** up and disgusting that she'd do that. It's normal and healthy to **********. She should be thankful that you're using a sex toy instead of having sex. Even if you are having sex, she should make sure you're protected. No parent should shelter their teen from something that's normal in life. Proper education, protection, and understanding is very important.

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killerdana 19

Or maybe her mom shouldn't be going through her shit. I can understand being grossed out finding your daughters *****, but getting pissed enough to beat her with it, that's a little extreme

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