You've got a friend

By no one - 21/05/2011 09:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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goldered 2

Stop bragging on fml. It's inconsiderate of other people who get no action.

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thegrant 0

Way to be honest with yourself, buddy.

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unvmesucka 0

From rumours I heard this am, his drunk piss soaked c$$t of a sister got wasted and plastered him with baby powder. His ***** of a mom snuck in the house late and stripped off his clothes to place in washer thus leaving him stark naked where a mosquito pricked his prick.

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deputy_g 5

you're not going to get anymore action with that mosquito bite making your penis look like it has a sti

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mk58 31

Jeez, people, he was just stating his opinion. There's really no need to judge him based on one picture. For all we know, any of you could be pedophiles.

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chuck1986 0

with an attitude like that, probably.

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PurpleRae420 0

suxs to be you and I bet you let it continue sucking

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teameminem 2

No, I assume that you've never experienced intimacy because of your opinions. I don't expect you to agree with mine but most men who have had oral sex done to them before don't go around telling people that they aren't missing out on anything.

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RebornProblem 0

At least he has enough balls to put up a picture, dumb bitches.

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barlessprison 16

I've been reading your comments on the last few FMLs. What the hell man? We get it, you don't find sex all that appealing but for crying out loud, go pretend to be Mother Teresa somewhere else okay?

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