By myheart75 - 07/08/2011 09:52 - Australia

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
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sieera00 8

Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D

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eminemchick 19

forever alone...

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sieera00 8

Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D

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eminemchick 19

forever alone...

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genesisnirvana 11

Words of wisdom from a 2 year old.That's kinda pathetic

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CattyPurry 0

you should have bribed her and her friends with crayons and watch them fight over who gets the blue one as payback (;

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OWNZ 0

They grow up so fast...

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iLOLatURpain69 7

Give up on two-year olds. One year olds are much better, they cant say things like that!

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flockz 19

until they get a year older....

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Bribe her to be your friend with candy.

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AaronTkr 0

were you trying to steal her friends?

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brettlovesgirls 4

think she was!

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GP14brBaller 5

I see no FML here. She's two. She probably didn't mean it like that

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Pixxio_O 11

You never know, she may have a point :o

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SirObvious 1

Well...your kind of clingy.

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kona314 1

I love how the user "brettllovesgirls"'s picture is a shirtless guy

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EvilCupcake8361 9

silly child, she has no friends

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Why thumb this down? That could very well be the problem. Unless the niece was just being sassy

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mthammer 4

Ya cause smoking weed will solve all your problems...

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lalala2589 0

Of course it will, all the 2 year olds will want to be her friend then.

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persuasion31 0

I agree with smokin more weed and it does solve your problems:P

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bananaburger 0

142 ... Smoking weed doesnt help :/

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heartbrakej 0

that's a problem

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iJeremyTyler 0

Share the love.

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HouTexans23 0

i woudn't take it to heart... little kids can actually be really cruel and dont have a filter on things like that they say

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Dispute 3

She had to let you go, there was no other option. I'm sorry it had to end this way.

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annasworld 3

sometimes the cold hard truth hurts my friend

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ssoccerchick97 16

Fyl, but at the same time YDI. Go make some friends your own age haha

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GardeningHoes 0

He's busy submitting FMLs about not having friends.

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TheRealTallGuy 3

I'll be your friend op

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

I'll be ur best friend OP ;D

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ifailplzinsultme 0

I'll be your friend with benefits

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adorkablenerd 0

I'll be your best friend with benefits!

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stroudie94 9

Tell her you have candy....2 year olds love candy.

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BOOSCAREDU 0

49 do you drive a white van with no windows? And on the side it says free candy?

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Crlnprz 11

Hey, you like popsicles? I got a whole van full of them

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Legendslayer222 26

I find a free candy truck works better. I can fit more kids-- err, candy, in it. Also, I can use all that space on the sides for advertising so extra money is an added bonus.

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bananabuttercup 8

Maybe she tired of you stealing her toys? I mean, really! Get your own singamajig. :)

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