Students, Education and Miscellaneous: Creepy

Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 278

You deserved it 2 528

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By poopboy - 16/01/2017 10:49

Today, I sat next to this really hot guy in my writing class. We struck up a conversation, and it was going well, until he began describing, in excruciating detail, his IBS and fiber problems, and how he always has to poop. Good to know. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk and me. FML

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By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 312

You deserved it 6 732

By qourt - 14/02/2019 15:34 - United States

Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 396

You deserved it 2 277

By even axe would smell better - 04/02/2014 18:55 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2011 03:54

Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 434

You deserved it 2 854

By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 868

You deserved it 1 943

By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 18:15

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 139

You deserved it 2 643

Symphonic

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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You deserved it 4 914

A little less conversation…

By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 498

You deserved it 7 621

VictoriaSchultz 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 11:28

Sounds like his own problem

kings1fan 6

Wednesday 4 April 2012 11:33

At least he gave you a heads up

Comments

VictoriaSchultz 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 11:28

Sounds like his own problem

gojira666 7

Wednesday 4 April 2012 15:45

TMI. TMFI.

comedybreak 20

Wednesday 4 April 2012 16:12

Am I the only one who doesn't find this weird? I mean the guy said he might have to go, not he's horny and needs to **********

AFCA020 4

Wednesday 4 April 2012 18:59

Maybe you should tell him where the bathroom is before it's too late...

simonsaysYDI 8

Thursday 5 April 2012 3:19

67 - I gave him a step up from that. I thought he was being polite and letting OP know in advance he might have to get up during class.

Orcina1 3

Thursday 5 April 2012 3:49

Way to break a folkway

LolFMLnot 10

Thursday 5 April 2012 6:40

#67 No, it's not weird because apparently we all tell strangers beside us when we have to pee.

eraintime 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 11:28

Don't blame him. He was in a lot of pain and looked to you for comfort.

yahoowizard 16

Wednesday 4 April 2012 12:04

Because glancing at OP is like taking Peptobismol

LightningCactus 12

Wednesday 4 April 2012 13:54

I can just imagine OP saying "Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea!"

caberon 7

Wednesday 4 April 2012 15:21

Poor dude. Even if he's creepy and all, he might, in some "different wAy", have felt like you are approachable and easy to talk to! Nonetheless, that was a weird comment to bring up to someone period. Maybe he gets stimulated by psych in an odd way... Lol