By "skippydoda" - 05/09/2017 12:51
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By so much pain... - 09/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Collegeville
By benjamins - 10/01/2018 09:00 - United States
benjamins39 tells us more.
OP here....yes, they are both female, and that’s kinda there way of doing things when pissed at a guy, fire away. Not the first time my ex has kicked me, hoping it was the last though. She got off the direct hit, the soccer player was kinda a graze, but they were so sore it felt like a direct hit. After walking funny for a day or so, all good now
By Backstabber<3 - 06/03/2018 19:00
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By mee - 02/01/2016 08:25 - United States - Opelousas
By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:05 - United States - Rogers
By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 16:41 - United States - Colorado Springs
Petty
By merchgirl - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Arlington
By ManderDander - 05/09/2015 18:48 - United States - San Francisco
By brerj09 - 27/07/2016 06:41 - United States
brerj09 tells us more.
Ok so I feel like I need to clarify a few things. I'm 21 and my husband is 27. We have been married less than a year. He has gone to the doctor about this before. His testosterone levels are within the normal range but just barely. He doesn't have ED. And it's not that I'm bad in bed... He has a very low sex drive. I have a normal sex drive. If he had his way we'd have sex like once a month. I'm not happy with that. Things were getting better but then he dropped this bomb on me last night. He isn't interesting in having sex and he's doesn't want to do anything to change that. And I'm abnormal because I want to have sex. We are going to be seeing a marriage counselor....
Mom Jokes FTW
By Embarrassed Daughter - 18/07/2017 08:26 - United States - Erlanger
By Anonymous - 16/04/2016 07:16 - United States - Roscoe
Spellcasting and tools
By married to a nerd - 07/06/2018 20:30
By potatoking24 - 07/01/2016 15:30 - Canada - Windsor
potatoking24 tells us more.
OP here, not only that but when I got inside the stall, there was piss all over the seat that I had to wipe away with toilet paper. And the stall smelled like ass.
By Anonymous - 30/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Floral Park
By ForeverAlone - 22/09/2015 21:40 - Ukraine
HOAs suck
By really? - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States
So, are you in or are you out?
By The Fishing Pole - 15/06/2017 18:00
By spadesmollusques - 06/06/2016 05:13 - France - Strasbourg
By Whywhywhy - 20/08/2017 13:01
Force of habit
By Unlucky - 05/09/2017 16:00
Thanks, I hate it
By Candy_Crushed - 08/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Mims
By LETMEOUT! - 18/09/2017 04:30
Party for One!
By Sam - 08/12/2017 01:30
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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00
Misogynistic and insensitive. Great.
By Anonymous - 23/06/2018 14:30 - United States - Huron
By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 08:29 - Australia - Perth
By Hormones apparently - 08/12/2015 02:32 - United States - Westerville
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Hey OP here. 1. I have a visible belly. I definitely look pregnant. 2. This wasn't a simple push pass me to get on first. This was a full shove into the side of the train tummy first. I don't care how tired you are, it's never okay to push someone that hard to get a seat first. 3. I'm fine, baby's fine.