By Oblivious - 08/05/2009 19:39 - Kuwait
The Top
Smooth operator
By Anonymous - 23/06/2019 16:18
By FattestUgliestPerson - 18/01/2014 09:45 - United Kingdom - Manchester
By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear
LEAVE ME ALONE
By sleepless - 25/06/2019 20:00
By acf1233 - 14/06/2016 19:28 - United States - San Antonio
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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 20:00
By Punkpoptart1119 - 06/06/2016 23:57
Punkpoptart1119 tells us more.
Hi! OP here. I honestly didn't think this would get posted so I'm pretty surprised. They gave me a super quick run down of what to do, then everyone left the kitchen. The front cash people don't know how to do it, so I was left alone. The good thing is, it could've been way worse. My manager said that if it had flooded on the top, the fryer could've caught fire, so at least it wasn't that. I was really upset so my manager told me to go outside and have a smoke while it was cleaned up. She got mad at the kitchen people for leaving me by myself and talked to me later on. She said that everyone makes mistakes and that it was okay. I had to filter the fryers the following night, but I made sure someone was with me so I didn't **** it up again. I still have a job! Thanks for all of your comments. A lot of them made me laugh and feel better about the situation.
By ThanksDog - 05/06/2016 21:26
By theamazingd - 01/06/2016 20:31 - United States - New York
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Hi there! OP here. I bought the ginger ale before my first flight, and opened it in the second airport. I didn't realize that the turbulence we experienced would be enough to shake it that much. When I opened it to drink, it sprayed everywhere. My shorts were soaked, and my arms were covered. I went into the bathroom and cleaned up as best I could, but my shorts were still damp when I got on my second flight. Basically, I had a moment of absentmindedness that totally sucked. I won't be doing that again...
Prank you back
By Chris - 27/08/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon
By sastgamer - 21/05/2016 17:46 - United States - Minneapolis
Family affair
By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 06:27 - United States
Funny guy
By Anonymous - 09/09/2022 02:00 - United States - Lima
Comedy gold
By Landdownunder - 05/10/2019 06:00 - United States
By Jjh99q - 03/10/2017 22:30 - United States
Surprise, MFer!
By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 23:34 - United States
Einstürzende Neubauten
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 14:36 - United States
By SmellyLeg - 20/11/2017 15:00
But he's only 5
By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00
By AFEmoWifey - 09/10/2012 10:21 - United States - Palmyra
AFEmoWifey tells us more.
We bent over backwards to make her comfortable. However, I'm not letting her have a say in my baby making. I'm 23 years older than her so she needs to be more respectful.
By diggingaplotforone - 11/08/2012 23:47 - United States - Redlands
By hard - 09/08/2010 07:07 - Canada
Vengeance is mine
By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States
Change it!
By man down! man down... - 01/12/2019 03:00 - Canada - Ottawa
Splatter
By MonsterProblems - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Croatia
You OK dude?
By dragos_dgt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Romania
By whovian - 25/12/2014 15:17 - United States - Gorham
By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego
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Wow. I didn't expect this to get published like at all but hey I guess it's an upside to the whole thing. This actually happened yesterday and there's a lot more to what happened then you can fit in an FML so here's the full story. I work at a furniture store where one of our major sellers is the old, rustic, farm style furniture. I've recently became the first stage guy, cutting the wood, putting the frames together, that kind of thing. On the thicker boards there's always a little bit of excess on the end when you cut them down with a table saw and this particular sliver decided to get caught in the saw, catch under my finger nails, and launch back ripping two of them off. My bosses where really caring about the whole thing. In fact the store is owned by my best friends parents so they're like family to me. The guy who asked me why I stopped working was just giving me a hard time like he always does so I'm not mad in the slightest. He was just being a good ol hard ass dad and it was actually kind of funny.