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True Love
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Hott
By disturbedgd - 03/04/2017 20:00 - South Africa - Durban

WTF?
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Wisdom
By weldingmachine217 - 16/11/2015 21:47 - United States - Blanchard

By sadh3 - 13/10/2017 04:30
How romantic!
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How romantic?
By Dontplayjokes - 13/11/2017 06:00 - United Kingdom

Team spirit
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Doggone It
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Calling it quits
By Frouse - 28/09/2018 22:02
"shortcomings"
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By Deweyboy - 21/12/2015 18:01 - United States
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Hey guys, OP Here. I don't hate my job. My boss works awesomely with my schedule, I make a ton of money, and I work with a bunch of good people. I try my best to welcome everyone who comes in when I'm at the lead register, but my store can get about 8-900 customers a day, so my welcomes can be a little reflexive. I had just gotten up that morning, after working a 9 hour shift the night before, with a 7 hour shift ahead of me. I heard the cat push the door open, and I said it half-asleep with my siblings all around the table.
By BrokenHangLow - 24/04/2017 12:00 - United States - Havelock
Customer service
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By BabsZilla - 05/09/2016 00:21 - United States - King City

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OP Here. To answer some questions and lay down some facts. My housemate and I lived with my parents for a long time until I turned 18, then we had a house all lined up, and we moved out together about 15 minutes away. Not far, I am still in High School, and I wanted to remain close to my parents. I am of legal age here in Cali, and we are "careful" (Meaning we have safe sex with the pull-out method and birth control) My parents came into our house with the spare key I gave my mother for EMERGENCIES and planted 28 nanny-cams EVERYWHERE! We had to go through every piece of furniture and decor that we have to find them all. She called me literally 5 minutes after we finished having our "fun" to tell me she was watching me. I love my mum, but if this was to "protect" me, that's taking it too far. Thanks for commenting. Needless to say, we only have sex in the bedroom now...
By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 14:19 - Australia - Applecross

Stewart Lee has let himself go
By Emmmsie - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By Carla - 12/11/2017 01:30
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Hi OP here, I don't know why it's showing me as male, I'm very much a female, a potato female apparently.. But I'll just add a bit more context to a very random situation, the kid who said it is one of my pupils (12 years old), she often says her random thought out loude, although this is one of the most random things she's ever said to me. She couldn't tell what kind of potato is the good kind, just that I looked like it. Some of the suggestions in the comments here is absolutely hilarious and great possible candidates for the good looking potato.