Nearly FMLs

By Fab prinny - 18/11/2020 08:12

Today a few weeks ago we didn’t have a condom but we had sex anyway thinking the pill and the morning after pill would see us safe, then this morning I peed on a stick and the damn thing lit up like a Christmas tree FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2020 02:53

Today my mom found out that I have not done my work for the past 3 months. I just did 3 months worth of homework in 4hrs! FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2020 02:31

Today, I've lost two friends due to their insanity. A couple weeks later, I got into huge fight with my brother. Then two days ago, the family dog was taken by animal control. It's been a crappy month.. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2020 07:03

Today, Just ready to end it....I'm tired of the depression....haven't been happy since 2012....I just want to see my grandparents.....I would be glad to be hit by a car, shoot in the head, lethal injection......I'm just tired.. FML

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By JSJ - 16/11/2020 23:05 - United States - Herndon

Today, I woke up with a stiff neck so bad, I bascially had to stay in bed all day. The cause? I strained my neck masterbating the night before. To top it off, I came too soon, and spilled oil all over my sheets. There goes my "self-care weekend" plans. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2020 03:38

Today it hit me like a kick to the teeth that my grandma, my favorite person in the world, who passed away last month isn't going to be at Thanksgiving this year.

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By thefmlman2011 - 16/11/2020 11:52 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, (well actually last month), I went on a first date with a girl who said she was keen to go in on another date, but it hasn’t happened yet, FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2020 20:46 - United States - Springfield

Today was my birthday. It was also the day my idiot dog slipped out of her collar and get hit. My present from my brother was literally helping to bury my dog on my birthday. Fml.

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By "tarukko hipona" - 16/11/2020 01:35

Today I went to the church in my bike. locked it in the fence inside the church and started helping the mass preparation. I spent most of the time close to the bike, walked away for like 20min. There was tons of bikes, but when the mass finished, my bike wasn't there. My parents blamed me. FML

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By JoeHan - 15/11/2020 18:49 - United States

Today I found out I got $100,000 in debt just to get denied my dream job in the final round interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2020 22:15

Today, i was born with epidermolysis bullosa. A modern day leper without a friend or spouse.. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2020 11:54 - Canada - Vancouver

Today after travelling half way around the world for my bf of years he dumped me just as we enter a second lockdown. Why? Because I make super noodles wrong...#FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2020 14:46 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, being in a relationship for 13 years, I flirted with someone online. My husband now divorcing me because of that, leaving me with nothing. We just finished renovating his place, where I spent all my savings on.. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2020 05:08

Today, my exboyfriend wanted to take a break after I told him I had been exposed to covid-19 and had to self-quarantine. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2020 15:23 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today I brought my mom 5 boxes of apples that I had picked in granny's garden, like she had asked. No problem, except that I had to tidy up her cellar first, in order to create enough space to unload the apples from my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 14:12 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, in class one of my other classmates decided to take my info card with the short forms of my points for the project we had been working on. My teacher called on me to present the project first. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2020 12:42 - Norway - Melhus

Today, I felt really bad about myself when I looked in the mirror. I toldt my boyfriend that I felt like my boobs were two empty sacks of skin, and that I felt that I looked like people who has gone down a lot in weight and has loose skin. He didnt say anything in return, I did not feel better, FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2020 20:42 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, My parents are really strict so one time she was going out to the grocery store and me and my friend wanted to hangout, so as soon as she left I left the house to meet with her. Turns out my mom forgot her wallet so she came back and saw me. FML

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By "AfroCircusMan" - 10/11/2020 19:45 - Brazil

Today, the president of my country laughed at a man who commited suicide on social media, threatened to start a war against USA and defined as "sissies" the people who are in social isolation because of the COVID-19 health crisis. All in a single day. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2020 09:37 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, everytime something good happens or something that makes me happy happens, something really bad follows in a week or two. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2020 01:34

Today, I am so lonely and I don’t have friends. I ask people to do stuff all the time and they never want to go. I just needed to tell someone.. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 13:28 - United States

Today, A technician came over to see my electric box in my room. As I turned on my room light, I forgot I changed the color to red the night before for, you know what. To make matters worse I had to move my tissue box and lotion from my night stand to get to the electric box FML.

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 03:17

Today marks the anniversary of my ex wife. She married me in the states and we were college buddies (2 universities together) and then abandoned me in Siberia for 6 months after we relocated for work. It’s been 5 years and I caught my self still in love with her.. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 17:49 - United States - New York

Today I don't know my math homework, and when I search up the website that says it explains it, it only explains half of it FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2020 20:42

Today, my 5-year-old is having another hysteric fit out of nowhere. She was perfectly well-behaved until a few weeks ago. I'm all out of nerves. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2020 18:32 - United States - Portland

Today, I had an Endometrial Ablation and Fallopian Tube removal the Surgery caused me to go into Diabetic Ketoacidosis and I had to be Hospitalized for 2 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2020 08:09

Today I answered all the questions in my online class except one. And my techer told me that I should be ashamed that I couldn't answer a question. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2020 05:32

Today my wife told me that she got her IUD out when she had previously told me she was keeping it, I’ve been cumming inside her for days. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2020 12:04 - United States - Livermore

Today, I met a girl I like at my school. Found out she's moving to a different state in a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2020 11:12

Today, Before school I had lied to my mother and she rang me up during class screaming and swearing so I got overwhelmed and started crying just to become a snotty nosed looking freak infront of my crush as he whispered to his friend "This is why I like Jessica" FML

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Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML

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Today, I had to go to the local UPS store to sign for a package with providing I.D. shipped to me. I had no idea who had sent the package. After signing for the package, I opened it and saw that I had signed for an empty package. I actually paid for nothing. FML

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Today, my dad and I finally found something we have in common, after 12 years of barely talking with each other. We're both extremely suicidally depressed and we were both molested as kids. FML

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Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML

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Today, someone screwed up the roller door at work, so I had to fix it. After doing so and leaving work late, I get home to find out my dog of 14 years had to be put down. If the door didn't need fixing, I would've been able to say goodbye. FML

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Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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Today, I was acting as Prince Charming for a 5 year old's birthday party. After my scene at the ball, the narrator asked the kids, "Was the Prince handsome?" and they all replied with a chorus of "Nooooo!" FML

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Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML

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