Nearly FMLs

By Christina P (Cheesecake27) - 04/11/2020 14:20 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I realized that a good portion of the country is racist and wants to destroy our democracy by voting for an sexist, racist, xenophobic, ignorant, orange communist dictator a-hole. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 17:24

Today I am entering my third day of not being given work despite being scheduled, my cat just started a three day hospital stay, my car has died and my bank account is now sitting at $5.00. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 14:01 - Greece - Athens

Today, I'm a male, raised in a pretty anti-LGBT family. My dad found my "toy" box. Toys being dildos. FML.

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 03:28

Today, As far as I knew, I was in a good place with my girlfriend... but I just got a fb message from one of my gf's friends saying "Sorry to hear about you and [gf]" so I guess not?? FML

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By "fallen2014" - 04/11/2020 02:01

today and like the past 5 years I can not get my spouse to show he loves me. no matter how much I beg, invlove other people, etc. he will not. I so depressed from lack of affection even talking to other people is depressing. anything I try to talk to him about it. its "here we go again"

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 02:30

Today I decided to leave the LDS church after being brainwashed for 20+ years. I am a gay man in a mixed orientation marriage and although I love my wife. It's not working. I need a way out, but don't know what to do. FML.

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 19:07 - Germany - Aachen

Today and every other time my uncle comes over to work on my gran's house, this is what he does: 1. Open all the doors, including attic and garage. 2. Switch on all the lights. 3. Disappear into the basement workshop for the next 3-5 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2020 23:36

Today, It's my 29th birthday and I can't forget the girl who got away. She changed my life and made it better and she left me cause my car broke down while she was in Tennessee and married some other guy in-between my time imprisoned for no reason. FML

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By "wysegirl" - 01/11/2020 00:18

Today, I finally realized that I'm the one that works, goes to college, cook and clean the house, and does the kids homework when I get home from work feeling like a single mom. The sad thing is I'm married and if I say anything to my spouse I am degrading him. I don’t even know what to do anymore.

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By Why so serious? - 31/10/2020 00:56 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today I discovered this website. All the negativity and bitching has ruined my faith in humanity. Now I'm the one making bitchy, negative posts. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2020 20:11

Today I went to get my usual once a week $5 coffee. I got mixed up in one of those pay it forward trains, where the car infront pays for the car in back. So since the car infront bought my coffee, I paid for the car behind me. I got home only to realize the order was over $30. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2020 19:43

Today, I work full time, make over 110K/y, pay over 2k/m to my wife just to do shopping, never cheated. and she's constantly nagging on how she's miserable and she's alone in the world. Once I loved her so much. Not sure any more. What else could I've done to have a happy life with her? FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2020 10:41

Today, Met someone online and talked to him for four years before we finally met. We spent a very amazing long weekend together and even had sex. When I took him back to the airport he was surprisingly ok with leaving me. He never spoke to me again after that.. FML

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By nate - 28/10/2020 00:55 - United States - Breaux Bridge

Today I found out my dad changed plans and I now have to go to my moms for thanksgiving instead of Christmas but my bestfriend whom I haven’t seen in a couple months is coming down for Thanksgiving so now I won’t be able to see them FML

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By Chris P. Bacon - 26/10/2020 00:51 - Portugal - Braga

Today I was in school, i felt a bit hungry so i decided to go to the store and buy a bag of chips. I placed my bag of chips on a nearby bench and turned my back to save my wallet. When i turned to grab my bag of chips, they were not on the bench, my chips just vanished while a mysterious wind blew in my face... FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 16:37 - United States - West Branch

Today I logged onto a Minecraft server I had a few dozen hours in and had fully enchanted netherite armor, gear, and an elytra, plus shulker boxes with all the stuff from my last mining trip. Because of some stupid server bs, I spawned inside a wall that I couldn't get out of, suffocated, and lost all my items. FML.

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2020 11:48 - Germany - Aachen

Today, in France, any man can assume paternity of any fatherless child with no more than a signature. A homosexual though, who is an acting parent to the child in daily life and also in a committed relationship with the child's biological parent, cannot. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2020 08:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today I realized I can't remember the last time I felt the touch of another person. I feel and am so throughly, unbearably alone. FML

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By topper - 15/10/2020 11:43 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, I had the coil (a form of contraceptive) fitted so me and my boyfriend of two years can continue to have safe sex. He forgot the time of my appointment and proceed to argue with me about our communication. I am in so much pain and he wants me to explain what he did wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 06:40

Today, I accidently found my mother's porno videos online. Apparently, my mother used to be a porn star, which would explain why she abandoned my dad and I 27 years ago. I can't get the image out of my head, and I'm embarrassed. FML.

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By Rebecca - 12/10/2020 21:17

Today, I visited my grandparents’ grave. I walked over and notice that someone had weedwhacked the shrub in my grandpa’s side, cutting 3/4 of the shrub off. This Definitely isn’t the first time, and it only ever happens on his side of the plot, and to no one else. The cemetery refuses to do anything about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2020 21:55

Today my boyfriend who's impossible to shop for finally told me he wants a certain hoodie. I thought finally! I can get it for his birthday! Its discontinued and can't find it anywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2020 20:53

Today, My ex got married yesterday. We’re still friends, but I can’t in good conscience say I’m happy for him, because a small part of myself wishes it had been me. Fml

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By WrongGradesHowDidThisHappen - 09/10/2020 08:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I got my exam results. Too bad they gave me the wrong grades: a 0 and a 25. Grades under 40 are impossible and I'm a top student. I needed those grades for my Master's. Time to ask my uni to fix their mistakes and tell my future uni I won't have my final transcript until weeks after I start my course. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2020 19:38 - United States - Lewiston

Today I’ve been married to an Asshole for over 34 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2020 17:37 - United States - Phoenix

Today I learned that I'm the product of rape. My mom never intended for me to know but I overheard her telling her therapist during their video chat. FML.

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By Regretting the purchase - 06/10/2020 22:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, Months ago I bought a t-shirt for my brother’s birthday which is coming up in November. It was of a corgi with its bottom facing the audience with a tag line “I like furry butts.” His corgi had to be put down two weeks ago.. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 23:34 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today... once again, I had to endure my mother complaining about her computer issues like a broken record. She doesn't want you to do anything but listen to her gripe. Add in a visit to memory lane to old family drama before I was born and I'm half tempted to end myself in lockdown. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 17:26 - Philippines - Liberty

Today is the beginning of our class. We had graded recitation so we were all terrified and nervous. I try to relieve my classmate by saying that the chances of picking him is small because we're many, then I was called. FML.

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2020 20:34 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I have a friend who's been on and off drugs. I have kept contact and tried to help. She's had 3 overdoses and I have tried to help because she seemed like she needs it but less than a month and its back. Then she calls me up crying about how much she loves the buzz and honestly, I am sick and tired of it.. FML

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Today, my girlfriend was sick for the fourth day in a row. I stopped by her house to check on her and bring some necessities, only to find her ex's truck in the driveway, and the sounds of some very intense love making coming from inside. I guess she's not that sick after all. FML

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Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML

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Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML

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Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML

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Today, I tried to make a move on the cute guy who sits opposite me at work. In theory, I was going to start a game of footsie with him. In practice, I screwed up and managed to yank his computer's power cable out. He lost his unsaved work. FML

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Today, I overheard my wife telling our daughter that getting married young is like a “long, slow, painful dream-killing death, played out over decades.” We got married when I was 18 and she was 17. FML

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Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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Today, I learned the news about Queen Elizabeth in the most awkward way possible. My friend suddenly came into my house and shouted, "THE QUEEN IS DEAD!" It scared me so badly that I spit my drink out all over his clothes. Then I took another drink and spit it out again when I realized who he was referring to. FML

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