By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 02:39 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Weapon of tasty destruction

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Moochi456 20

I don't know. Apples are pretty dangerous! The doctors come running when you have those things!!

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zandalee 19

No no. An apple a day keeps the doctor away don't you know. :)

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Moochi456 20

It was supposed to be a joke. Lol. Keep forgetting sarcasm can't be heard threw phones :p

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laden_swallow09 34

That wasn't even sarcasm. Now, if you said "make the doctors go running" instead of "come", then MAYBE it'd be considered wordplay at most. You just throw around the word "sarcasm" like you own it. Wasn't sarcastic, wasn't funny. Get back under your bridge.

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Moochi456 20

Okay. The usual phrase is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" I was saying the apple was doing the opposite.

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prljm10 10

What kind of apple? iPad? iPhone? iPod?

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brackaman 18

Maybe security simply didn't like the look of his iBrow, or his iLid. They probably just thought op had really suspicious iLashes.

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Michele2luv 8

13 & 97 thank you. This is what I was hoping for when I clicked on this story :D

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Readoll 13

Did they question the banana in your pocket?

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awkwardloveannie 28

that wasn't a banana ;) the search excited op

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awkwardloveannie 28

have you seen people use apples for drugs or razors on halloween? but I think questioning over a fruit is ridiculous

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laden_swallow09 34

No, I can honestly say that I haven't. I'd like to see a news article where it actually happened, and not simply a warning to check your kids' fruit after trick-or-treating.

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awkwardloveannie 28

when I was little and in elementary school they'd tell us don't accept candy apples from strangers because they could have razor blades in them

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sunnyray812 42

What are you up to bringing an apple on a plane? Going to throw it at someone's head? I think security has gotten paranoid.

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rawr_ily96 24

You say that like there was a time they weren't. My dad once got searched at an airport after enlisting in the Marines (This was before 9/11 when they got stricter on airport security) while on his way to Camp Pendleton in CA. Why? He "looked like a terrorist". Same thing happened at Six Flags Over Texas a year ago. -_-

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Even bigger plot twist: It was an iPod Nano

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nightbirdblue 27

Biggest plot twist yet: It was the newest Apple creation the iButtplug. Not only does it protect your bum from TSA agents, it also lets you listen to music without the use of troublesome headphones or earbuds and vibrates when it feels that your butt is about to be threatened.

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