By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 02:39 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Weapon of tasty destruction

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AlittleSanity 11

Duh! Apples only keep doctors away!

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bleeping 5

Ever heard of quarantine? It's not the apple that is the danger. It is the diseases it may carry and potentially harm an area free of those particular diseases...

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robbins28 7

One bite makes your taste buds go boom!

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UnitarySaucer 15

Not sure if apple device or apple as in the fruit

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laden_swallow09 34

If it were a device, the A would be capitalized. Since it isn't, it's the fruit.

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catkat1988 17

Apples supposedly keep doctors away, but definitely not airport security guards. I've made that experience as well. I know why the rule is in place, but they made it sound like I was smuggling heroin or something.

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ViviMage 38

There was a recent bust over the Canadian border with a hollowed out pumpkin filled with cocaine. Also, some fruit can harbor insects not native to the destination (Ie, Brazilian wandering spiders -- world's deadliest spider -- in bananas)

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Missyeru 14

Maybe they thought you were the evil queen?

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Enslaved 36

"What I need Is a good defense 'Cause I'm feelin' Like a criminal" Wait-- that's Fiona Apple

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padlockd 9

I can't believe nobody has made a "How do you like *them* apples" joke yet...

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speakersboom 19

that's because they didn't like them apples. :'( they felt threatened by them apples. :(

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miss_amazing86 10

If you're traveling internationally, there are strict regulations regarding what you can and can't bring with you. I have a friend who was detained over coconuts and a chocolate bar.

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