By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:49

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Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
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UH60 26

Are you by chance the same guy that 'accidentally' slipped into the wrong hole yesterday?

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Steve95401 49

Make sure to sleep on your back or on your side facing her. Also, be careful about bending over in the shower to pick up your soap off the floor.

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captainsmegma 12

Pre-lube your asshole generously, you know what's coming your way.

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fordneagles 34

My ex-boyfriend pressured me for ages to consent to anal, I just kept saying no and he kept asking. So one day I threatened to shove a ***** up his arse. He went white as a sheet, never asked again.

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BrassWing13 11

I understand why you'd be uncomfortable, but as long as it isn't some monster sized *****, prostate stimulation isn't as bad as you'd think

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9a_1z 12

I imagine prostate stimulation when you're not a ready and willing participant isn't all that great though. If she really wanted to please him that way she wouldn't be pushing him into it (if that's what she's doing).

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gilligan_isle 6

That's rape. Even if she was "joking" I say leave her and don't look back

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wassup388 25

Seems to me that someone needs to have a little talk...

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Adamjohn82 19

Just back away quickly. Remain facing her at all times

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whatarethisss 23

Surprise buttsex!!!!

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