By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:49

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Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
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UH60 26

Are you by chance the same guy that 'accidentally' slipped into the wrong hole yesterday?

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Steve95401 49

Make sure to sleep on your back or on your side facing her. Also, be careful about bending over in the shower to pick up your soap off the floor.

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IndefiniteBeauty 17

If she does that's rape and I'm sure she doesn't want to be a rapist

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interesting33 36

Maybe, maybe not, still is a threat of rape, still would be rape if she does it.

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Treaton 5

that actually made me lol

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clumsyninja13 21

Don't drop the soap!(:

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Starlight1029 18

Ok, we NEED a follow up on this...

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lexiale 10

does she seriously think you won't notice something going up your ass in the middle of the night

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NineeCat 32

Sleep with one eye open, squeezin your butt cheeks tight. Exit light *guitar riff*

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