By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 00:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
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jibz 6

Should've mentioned sex, it's a great calorie burner.

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ImYourAngel 0

be like "oh honey you look great already a little indulgence won't hurt ya"  it's all about sweet talk!

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mola_mola 3

too much time on a website about people with crappy lives and not enough time having a fun one of his own :P

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virgibpumping 0

haha true but girls my age arnt as interested

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Smexi101 0

Dude that's a lie...I'm 15 and I've given a ******** to my bf once...u just gotta find the right girl

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5t3ff1k4h 44

129 - You know nothing about love. "The right girl"? "The right girl" means "The One", as in the one you're going to presumably marry. The one who will give a ******* isn't likely to be that girl at that age. Other dude - I know many girls who were giving ******** and bragging about it at the age of 15. I'm now 20, and they're all ******. Do you really want those types of girls having sex with you? It'll happen in due time; it just takes a tad more maturity than what you (both) have now.

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dealerdon 0

tell her to spit problem solved yeah not the best solution but it works

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NJXD 0

you should of gave her a facial, free of charge so she'll lose weight AND look radiant

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bbygiirl 0

o0o the almighty facial! :)

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hoghunter 1

just tell her that there is more protein in it than calories. and either way she could always spit it out. it's not like it's required that she swallow.

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Chinnithy 0

A research showed that semen actually lower one's stress level if ingested.

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mcvonlee 0

hahhaha. what #14 said! tell her she needs protien!

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docscientist 9

Unless you unload in 10 seconds, she's going to burn more calories than she swallows.

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HBubble 3

Can't she snowball you

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