By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 00:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
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jibz 6

Should've mentioned sex, it's a great calorie burner.

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Comments

BikeAllDay818 6

it's true aha, sperm contains a ton of calories!

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takeapieandrun 9

I forgot where i heard this but an aversge ejaculation has around 10 calories.

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Zebidee 8

That's only a problem if you're planning on downing a huge amount of it.

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therealsuperman 0

remember that handjobs are natures shakeweights. free, and no swallowing necessary

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ButteryassTravis 0

hahahahhahahahhaaa........ that's awesome. you win.

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falloutNV 0

calcium and zink are founding seamon, calcium and zink prevent tooth decay.

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Kua_Mei 0

At first, I read it as "salmon." It took reading #74's reply, then re-reading the comment to not only realize that it was "seamon," not "salmon," but that it was meant to be "semen." I can not even fathom how one gets "seamon" from "semen." >_

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Driveshaft 5

It's protein! She could count it as a meal replacement.

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KeefB 0

She has other holes, tell her to use them.

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MrDiamond_fml 0

Was Her Comment Tough To Swallow? <--Couldn't Resist :)

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SarahCrazy_fml 0

Tell her that the calories being burned while giving head make up for it, problem solved :D

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johnnyexpl0sion 0

can someone get this sarah girl a trophy for being so awesome? gah i wish more women thought like you.. lol

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XxKyttixX 0

She'd probably be better off eating it then, sperm is pretty good for you.

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