By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 00:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 544
You deserved it 14 764

Same thing different taste

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exactly #39 don't swallow problem solved! lol

T2theD3 0

It is proven that it is good for you. Females it helps protect you from breast cancer.

robc32ca 4

the protien level out weighs the calories. plus the calories burned during the task burns more calories...

That was her excuse for not wanting to do it. If she keeps up the lame excuses, I see where your relationship is headed!

a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

She could always do a combination of blow and handjob, and finish on the hand. Also good for giving mouth muscles a rest.

Dieting isn't healthy, it can lead to obesity or eating disorders. Anyway, she does not have to swallow to give a ******** but she does not have to give you one if she does not want to. Of course, the excuse is a bit ridiculous.

sallen0046 4

Dieting does not lead to obesity or an eating disorder. Over-eating leads to obesity, and eating disorders are a result of mental illness. He didn't say she was on any unhealthy crash or fad diet. It's entirely possible she's simply altering her diet to contain a healthy amount of daily calories and watching what she eats.

Restricting what she eats to an extreme level (which most girls do, especially when they're young, by the way) is what will lead to weight gain and obesity. I speak from experience; I did restrict my eating so much that I ended up gaining weight in the long run. How is that possible? When your brain is starved of that many calories, it goes into panic mode and slows your metabolism to a ridiculous rate. Your metabolism's speed won't change immediately after stopping the diet, which is what leads to weight gain. Dieting like that can also lead to problems with impulse control. Food for thought: women should NOT be eating less than 1300 calories a day. Men should, at bare minimum, be eating slightly more than that (about 1500 calories a day). Next time you try to correct someone, know all your facts, not just some.

sallen0046 4

And where exactly does it say she's practicing extreme calorie cutting? It's completely healthy to take stock of where all your calories are coming from if you're in the process of changing your diet to something more healthy. Unless you're a doctor or a dietitian, you have absolutely no right to give out dieting advice simply because you've discovered something anyone with the ability to do an internet search can easily find. Just because you had problems with impulse control while on an unhealthy diet does not mean that everyone trying to alter their diet to something more healthy for the long run is going to have the same issue.

I didn't say "all" girls have that problem. I know they don't. Take the stick out of your ass; I didn't look any of that up. It was told to me by my doctor, so yes I have every right to give my two cents. Don't like it? Deal with it anyhow. It's perfectly good advice. Advice, by the way, isn't something that needs to be taken; OP or anyone else for that matter can choose to take it or not. Finally, yes, it's alright to monitor caloric intake when getting used to a new/switching to a new diet. However, one teaspoon (or tablespoon, since there was conflicting information given) of semen shouldn't be avoided purely for the sake of a diet. If she doesn't like to swallow, that's one thing, but if it's the 9 calories (an educated guess) she's worried about, she has an issue. You missed my point entirely.

bigbruno 0

so pull out and bust on her face... everybody wins!