That's disgusting. You go to a lingerie store and buy some women's panties, you don't throw a dirty condom in the living room waste basket. Even people that do get laid don't do that shit. If ANYTHING just leave the condom wrapper!

Not really, I tried it to practice because I'm still a virgin and in a relationship that has been going on for a year and getting pretty intimate, and i want to make sure I know how to safely put it on and take it off when used so I am prepared for the special moment, but I hid the condom in my bedroom trash, I'm not looking to show off

Well, you had sex with your hand if that counts…

1 - I'm sure it felt pretty good..

32- yet you're looking to show off on FML?

32- it took you a year to get intimate with your girlfriend?

74 - He's still young, I prefer that to the people who get intimate within a month or two.

Once again, a dumb ass 1st comment. Being 1st on FML is not like getting a gold medal.

Actually, a lot of people believe in abstinence.

I don't know why 32 got thumbed down, he was just telling a story, even if it was graphic.

32- Don't worry. You're not showing off. No one is impressed by that strange, strange tale...

Your username, FTW. Rammstein:)

A month or two?!?! Give me a few hours at the bar, I'll show you sexy time.

You people make me sad

I think OP wants the dog to get to it because that's who he's trying to impress

Giggity

I don't get why he would want his family members to know he's having "sex".

Who said anything about his family finding out?

Because everybody knows you have to have sex to be "cool" now, duh!

Why else would he do this? Dummy

40- Maybe he has brothers that make fun about him not getting laid or something.

Maybe he doesn't live with his family.

Exactly. You don't want Jill to get a rash.

True story.

And here comes Barney Stinson. ;)

108, please.

How bout "Challenge accepted"? :3

That's not something to be proud of, dude...

It was what people call, a "joke".

Hear that "whoosh"? That was the sound of that joke going right over your head.

You arent either

Same here. Used condoms look disgusting. No one wants to see that.

63 - I'd rather see that then a used tampon.

*thAn. Before the grammar police get me.

Nice save my friend because I am the grammar police.

Hey, grammar police, you forgot a comma.

Not everyone is pimp like yourself ... Some ppl just don't have as much luck with the ladies or maybe he is just waiting for miss Right :)

Haha yea right virgin

Dude, he's probably like 12. I don't think he can get into any clubs. Unless it's like the Mickey Mouse club.

Yeah, checked his profile, he is 16. I'm 100% positive that this player hasn't had sex with anyone in any clubs. However, I'm sure Jill gets a thorough working over.

10: Believe it or not, hooking up from random skanks at clubs doesn't sound appealing to EVERY man. I know. The idea of a guy not whoring around is APPALLING, right? 57: A majority of people who use "virgin" as an insult are...ironically enough, also virgins. Please don't write me a detailed response trying to prove me your awesome sex life with your imaginary girlfriend, it won't work. That's all for today.

FMLshark, you're my hero.

#10, it can be hard to pick up girls at clubs. You have to have smooth lines, nice clothes and money to liquor them up into a stupor. If the OP wants to accomplish his goal, he can dress up as a girl and go on down to the truck stop and offer free blow jobs. He will undoubtedly be able to rid himself of his v-card.

Well for some people it is. I found out it wasnt but beofre that just the idea of going out and picking up a girl to bring home was scary to me. So yes it's kinda easy...but its hard at the same time.

Maybe he just isn't all that attractive that even drunk people can tell.

It's the importance and 'cool' factor that's placed on it these days. Example being the common "you need to get laid" and the fact that being a virgin is something that isn't exactly regarded to very highly in the Western world. Everyone wants experience in sexual intimacy. There isn't anything wrong with being a virgin or not being one, but that's what the popular opinion is.

Obviously that's why OP has felt pressured into doing this but 11 was saying it shouldn't be that way, that way of thinking isn't right and a good number of us don't actually care.

But maybe he is a 40 year old virgin?

If he's actually a 40 year old virgin, he should just go to Vegas and get a hooker.