Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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Comments

KickItHigh 32

Maybe she was tired... Or she was sleeping with her eyes open.

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ChrisLTC 3

some people pay good money for that treatment!

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shutterbug1190 14

Uh so your girlfriend, she happen to be made of plastic? Fyl. That's just awkward...

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Sheilatakeabow 0

You sure she's not asleep?

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Vito38 0

so you suck at sex to.

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bentleysdad11611 0

and that's when u move on to the next one bud ! seriously I've been there and maybe you'll get lucky like me and find a girl that makes your head ******* spin

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kingtz 6

Probably time to reinflate your "girlfriend" so she bounces sounds more.

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khaya 9

I don't think she quite understands how necrophilia works. Next time you try playing dead.

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dkf295 2

Whine more, your girlfriend/fiance of 5 years could not put out.

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escapedfromexico 0

blow up dolls are not girlfriends tho they might make vibrating ones to make it seem like its moving

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