Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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DReamBig24 0

maybe you need to work on your technique

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akflyer 0

get the masg guy. she is a dead lay.

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nicopico_fml 2

she's a starfish, get out while you can, it's not gonna get any better.

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vtecsauce93 0

whoever you are. I LOVE you for this comment.

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nicopico_fml 2

we've all been there, it sucks... and then we move on! simple! some people just don't get it.

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jetsy1234 0

ydi for having a small one

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vtecsauce93 0

hahaha she just lays there like a starfish?! cause if she does I know a few girls like that. dude get out of the relationship before she does! find yourself a girl who's freaky.

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rhpsfan9 10

try a new position and talk to her.

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abasio 1

I briefly dated someone like that. Barely moved or made a sound the whole way through so obviously I assumed it didn't feel good but when I withdrew she was dripping lady cone like no tomorrow. She was just a dead fish.

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Pigpen181 3

You need to stop blowing up the "Doll" so hard. You'll get a more realistic movement if there is some softness. Let me know how it works out for you. Enjoy ; )

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