Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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tada1234 0

maybe it bores her so she falls a sleep

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darkkai 0

call her someone else's name while having sex. see if she makes a noise then.

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irritatedone 5

Try sticking it her ass. Surely she'll make some noise then. Unless of course you're just that small.

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Ugi 26

Try this: Suggest "doggy style" for a change. Then when you are well into the swing of things, take a firm hold and whisper to her "you're not as good as your sister!" The trick then will not be to get her to move, but to see how long you can hold on!

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luna4545 4

try rubbing her clit while you thrust

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rtyme11_fml 0

I'm going to have to agree with 7 lol if that doesn't get her to react nothing will

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saturnsonic 3

is this "girl" alive or is she plastic?

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blester259 1

she is cheating and the other guy is bigger lol

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mbrooks5110 0

why would you keep going....

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MrsCantrell 0

you must not be doing something right!! change it up.

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