Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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crap5874 4

make her do the work next time

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kindlystfupls 0

ew. why did you keep doing it then. lol it took you 7 times to post an FML?? lol

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Hernandez15_fml 0

maybe you didn't do it right? lol I dunno fyl for sure tho.

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Doortje 29

Well, stop slipping her rohypnol then.

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BbqKirbyAnn 0

maybe she's just a lazy bitch. or it's worn out.

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seandapawn08 0

sounds like you're in need of some practice buddy

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newjerseyguy 0

either you suck and don't know how to ****** her right or she is a legitimate dead fish.

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