By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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cutestrike 0

penis in french is spelled penis ... how could you not figure that out?

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luckyducky123 0

Their name isn't actually penis its Kiki which is slang for penis, that's why OP didn't know.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Your dad must have been drunk when he named you. "I'll name my child Penis...Hehehe, I'm so funny!"

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charlie_schmidt4 0

ydi for looking up what your name means in French

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EmilieVitnux 3

I'm french and yes your name really mean "Penis" in french. But it's not like dick or anything, in fact usually 'kiki' is use for children (boys or girls). I have to say that your name is ridiculous and yes i have laugh when i've see your name, sorry ;) Your life totally suck if your dad know about this... FML #62: Yes google translate 'dick' by 'robinet' but in french robinet mean 'faucet'. And we (in France) never use 'robinet' to say '****'

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Intoxicunt 5

Ah, ok. Thank you. I was hoping it did, though, because I had a friend whose last name was Robinette and I wanted to make fun of him. :( And to all the people saying it's basically the same in both languages, READ THE OTHER COMMENTS. His/her name is KIKI. It's slang for penis. But the FML got changed from 'dick' to 'penis' so that no one would think they meant the name short for Richard. Ugh.

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Intoxicunt 5

I'm an evil bitch. >:) But no, he was an idiot.

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Intoxicunt 5

I prefer empress or czarina. And he's not anything anymore. I KILLED HIM. Actually, I lost touch with him when I moved.

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Raleigh_bruh 7

Geez, personal translator. I see you're back at it again. :P

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JeffGoesRawrr 0

86- Was His Name Harry.?(; Harry Robinet. xDD

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