By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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PurpleMonkeysFor 0

that's the lead singer of tokyo hotel , and no it's not a wig . he styles it alot

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CrimsonWolf1294 0

I thought it was him but I couldn't tell because the pic was blurry.

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TOPsCinderella 25

Tokio Hotel, not Tokyo Hotel. -__- And Bill is a great singer, **** you guys.

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littlemisscherie 0

seems like your parents love you very much, especially your dad. :D

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Brittney_E 0

thats just... ur dad has a nice sense of humor

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Intoxicunt 5

Yes, it's probably a slang, like Vanni said. Anyway, Google Translate gave me Robinet for ****. That sounds like a name. Edit: Or, what #33 said, since they seem to know what they're talking about.

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Elfyy 0

We know English here. Not French. We won't know unless we know the language or do research. just be thankful your name isn't actually penis.

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penicillin 0

Something in Yahoo FR. « QUESTION : How many synonyms do you know of the word zizi (slang for penis)? BEST ANSWER : bite, queue, verge, kiki, penis, engin, membre, willy, zob, teb » (translated from French to English :/, except for the synonyms)

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Fother_Mucker 0

Don't say "we" in general. There are actually people here who do indeed speak the language, such as myself. You don't have to whine because you can't speak French.

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luckyducky123 0

I second that since I speak french too. Next time, #40, say "some of us" not "we."

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PrincessClairey 0

I call fake, since penis in French is penìs. Check your French my friend.

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Tom12345 0

yeah this isn't fake. So your name is pénis is it?

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