By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Never go to France or Canada, OP.

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Killer_fel 15

Kiki is France French for penis. There is a big diffrence between Quebec French and France French. In Canada, Kiki means nothing

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YensidZero 0

Your name is pénis?

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starfuryt550 3

hahaha you rock

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skroal 7

"Hello, my name is Penis and I'll be your waitress today." YDI.

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emilyxorawr 3

yur name doesnt exactly mean penis, if yur name is kiki it means winkle, like pee, we canadains learn french in our tiny igloos :D

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slicer45 0

that is really racist and mean to canadians

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kikilovesyouhh 0

my name is kishuana & my nickname is kiki. lmfao . (:

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