By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:24 - New Zealand

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Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
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LittleMissMack 0

Parents tell embarrassing stories... it happens. I'm sure he's not going to freak out or anything. Maybe he'll think its funny and like you even more because you're obviously a highly sexual individual. =)

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ezflip 0

That is ******* hilarious... in a pedobear kinda way...

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blondie3689 1

wow...I used to do that too...I think a lot of girls do at that age. Just like when boys discover their penis for the first time, they always wanna touch it...haha I have 5 brothers

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crapppp 0

Thank you for posting that...I had no idea so many young girls did that. I always was ashamed when I thought back on how I did that...glad to know it's somewhat normal!

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bravenewworld 0

#52- I was reminded of Brave New World, too. XD

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tearose23 0

uch. my 8 year old sister is the WORST. she's always rubbing up herself and her hands smell like ******. we're always telling her to wash her hands like every 3 minutes. it's the WORST.

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naatalieeee 0

its ok i did stuff like that when i was 4... and i didnt know anything about sex and 86, thats disgusting

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fistvsxheart 0

Haha I definitely did the pool jet thing. It's pretty normal. I didn't know girls started that young, but I did know it about boys. And I agree with 87 lmao.

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pdoom 0

I actually know quite a few girls who told me their parents informed them later on that they were like that when they were little! I have an ex whose parents took her to a doctor to see if there was something wrong with her lol

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SilverBallet 0

It's simple curiosity. Kids that young don't know what the particular feeling is--it's new to them, and no one's ever explained it to them. There's no way for them to connect that feeling with "When a mommy and daddy love each other very much, the stork brings them a baby!" On a more amusing note, at least your mom came in to help with the issue before you learned the words to "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye...

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dreamyms 0

i used to do that when i was really young, my parents would tell me to stop..but i didn't know what was wrong with it at that age.. my mom talks about it occasionally nowadays and i get really embarrassed

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